Posted by Karen.
Jan
9
Posted by Karen.
15. random
Day 1
Dear Diary
Yesterday I accused Matt of having a crisis of the faith. He doesn’t think baby Jebus wants to see him naked, but surely if baby Jebus loves us all the way we are, he’d be perfectly fine with seeing Matt naked? My logic, it is flawless.
In any case, today I had a crisis of the pants. Specifically, I couldn’t find anything clean that fit me except the ones I wore yesterday. So I had to do the boy thing and make sure I hadn’t a) sat in anything or b) spilled anything too heinous down the front, and then wore them again.
It might be time to explore stretchier options.
Day, iunno, 3
It is hard to type with wet nail polish on.
Burger King apparently does a cheeseburger & coffee combo for breakfast. Thank you baby Jebus, thank you. Now if you could just talk to them about making their donuts not suck, I’d be most grateful. Yours etc, Karen.
Carl’s wedding is tomorrow and I have come out with some itchy as hell shaving/heat rash thing on my legs so will be wearing boots. Oh well. If you’re lucky I may share photos. Not of my legs, obviously.
There are 5 comments to this post.
Melissa had this to say,
Jan 10, 2008 @ 6:45 am
i have suggested stretchy tartin leggings….
the reasons are many!
i fixed matts faith with blueberries… he will be getting all sorts of nekid….
anything else? you know where i am….
Karen had this to say,
Jan 10, 2008 @ 7:59 am
It’s called denial. It’s no longer just a river in Egypt.
Everyone wants to see me in stretchy leggings. That’s because you haven’t yet seen me in stretchy leggings. You’ll soon change your tune – there’s no unseeing that shit.
Marie had this to say,
Jan 10, 2008 @ 9:08 pm
Look, it can’t be as bad as seeing Britters vag, so GET YE IN SOME STRETCHY LEGGINGS!
Karen had this to say,
Jan 11, 2008 @ 8:40 am
GROO…
I think part of the problem is I don’t look like I’m in a ‘delicate condition’, I just look fat. I don’t want to be that fat chick in the stretchy tartan leggings just yet thanks!
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You know, they have stores for people suffering from your particular affliction. Time for MATERNITY CLOTHES!! I can’t wait to see you when we come back, you’ll be all expanded n shit!
And I finally have my voice back :)