• Baby recognises dodgy doodles of Elmo, kitty and her blanky. Some of them get kisses. I would like kisses. #
  • Baby spat out some chewed hot cross bun, noticed it on the floor and handed it to me saying 'eeeew poo'. Mmhmm. #
  • Seems old-school James Bond moves still make me sleepy. ~_~ #
  • I had no idea you could get prescription swimming goggles. That's potentially life-changing! Or as much of it as is spent underwater. #
  • The builder next door is TOUCHING MY WINDOWS. Dude, I'm right here. Stop demoing your crap to the neighbours on my property. Boundaries! #
  • Folks, I believe we're actually having a morning nap. And by we, I don't mean me. Though I wish I did. Mmm… sleep… #
  • Freakin Foodtown online not processing my payment properly and making me miss out on early delivery. Usually good, but this time RARARAR. #
  • So tired. Don't know why. It's not like someone woke me up early this morning by walking into a door with a set of dumbells in his hands. #
  • Nap. Nap! NAP! #
  • Baby's walking round with arms full of dollies and blankies. I'm waiting to see if she'll manage to put herself to bed. #
  • ORLY? http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10629591 #
  • Yay, someone I know is happy. Which makes me happy. Are you happy that I'm happy? #itsthecircleofhappy #
  • I'm being peer-pressured to make turbaconducken. I might actually give in this time, cause OMGBACON. http://bit.ly/2bCP #
  • Mmm… good office-coffee… #
  • Tried to get a photo of me 'n she for a new profile pic. Took it, checked it out. One of us had a finger up her nose. #
  • Just got offered a kitten! The answer is of course 'SHE would love one, but we have 2 cats so we'll stick to watching'. Adulthood sucks… #
  • It'd be nice if yawny, eye-rubby baby would actually nap instead of sitting in her cot making random noises. -I- would like a nap! #
  • Up til 3:20 this morning due to some unidentified baby-butt-bug. She was perfectly happy awake, but screamed if put to bed. Rackin frackin. #