• Now she's licking the corner of a loaf of ciabatta. Nobody warned me toddlers are just so darned weird… #
  • Watching that baby try to figure kiddy-scissors out. Good thing they're completely blunt. #
  • Randomly recalled Book-A-Minute (from the olden days): http://www.rinkworks.com/bookaminute/ #
  • I really need to start watching Up after the sad bit if I want to build any sort of street cred. #
  • This doorbell could be more louderer. #
  • That child is now in bed yelling 'TWO! ONE TWO! GO!' but of course. #
  • Making people prove they exist is a legitimate pastime. #
  • There could be future additional downloadable content! #
  • Lordy… RT @juhasaarinen: RT @awrd: The Guardian: Every Dr Who villain since 1963 – as a spreadsheet & visualised. http://bit.ly/b6QbTw #
  • So Lisp's going for a brain scan. I hope they find one. #