The movie I have watched more often than any other? Even Labyrinth, which I have watched a gazillionty times?

The Lost Boys. It is love. If you’re of a certain mind. My mind! BURN RUBBER! DOES NOT MEAN! WARP SPEED! Many many video-based slumber parties and Saturday afternoons featured this film, and it’s still immensely quotable. Plus the soundtrack is teh goods.

Why the reminiscing? Because you shouldn’t, under any circumstances, watch the following trailer for the ’sequel’. Why you gotta F with formative bits of my childhood, damn you?! And don’t go see the movie when (if) it comes out, it’ll only encourage them.

Here. Watch oiled-up sax guy instead. Oiled-up sax guy is a god.